SMILEY PSYCHOTIC BUTTON BOTTLE OPENER
AUD $36.00
Availability: Only 1 left in stock (can be backordered)
A Rough Guide to Postage and Handling Rates
These are the current rates as of the date listed. Prices may have changed since this guide was finalised.
Final Postage and Handling charges will be advised on final invoicing if requested
otherwise, an order will proceed to completion at whatever the current rates may be.
All Australian orders include tracking in the cost.
We ship international. International Orders will include tracking if available.
Rates Current as of 22/04/2024
Approximately 4-6 comics plus packaging=500g
Melbourne (CAPITAL) (3000-3062, 3064-3098, 3101-3138, 3140-3210, 3800-3801, 8000-8999, 9999)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $12.00
500g-5kg = $14.00
5kg-22kg = $12.00 plus $0.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $13.00
500g-5kg = $16.00
5kg-22kg = $13.00 plus $1.00/kilo extra
VICTORIA Metro (METRO) (3063, 3099-3100, 3139, 3335-3341, 3427-3443, 3750-3799, 3802-3811, 3910-3920, 3926-3944, 3975-3978, 3980-3983, 3211-3220, 3350, 3353-3356, 3689-3690)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $14.00
500g-5kg = $17.00
5kg-22kg = $14.00 plus $1.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $16.00
500g-5kg = $22.00
5kg-22kg = $16.00 plus $1.25/kilo extra
VICTORIA Country (REMOTE) (2648, 2715, 2717-2719, 2731-2739, 3221-3334, 3342-3349, 3351-3352, 3357-3426, 3444-3688, 3691-3749, 3812-3909, 3921-3925, 3945-3974, 3979, 3984-3999)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $16.00
500g-5kg = $24.00
5kg-22kg = $16.00 plus $1.60/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $20.00
500g-5kg = $30.00
5kg-22kg = $20.00 plus $2.25/kilo extra
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Sydney (CAPITAL) (1000-1935, 2000-2079, 2085-2107, 2109-2156, 2158, 2160-2172,2174-2229, 2232-2249, 2557-2559,2564-2567, 2740-2744, 2747-2751, 2759-2764, 2766-2774, 2776-2777, 2890-2897)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $14.00
500g-5kg = $18.00
5kg-22kg = $14.00 plus $1.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $16.00
500g-5kg = $23.00
5kg-22kg = $16.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
NSW Metro (METRO) (2080-2084, 2108, 2157, 2159, 2173, 2230-2231, 2508-2514, 2555-2556, 2560-2563, 2568-2574, 2745-2746, 2752-2758, 2765, 2775, 2778-2786, 2250-2263, 2500-2507, 2515-2532, 2282-2310, 200-299,2600-2620, 2900-2920, 1936-1999, 2640-2641, 2708-2709, 2485-2486)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $20.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $18.00
500g-5kg = $25.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $1.75/kilo extra
NSW Country (REMOTE) (2264-2281, 2311-2484, 2487-2499, 2533-2554, 2575-2599, 2621-2639, 2642-2647, 2649-2707, 2710-2714, 2716, 2720-2730, 2787-2879)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $26.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $2.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $20.00
500g-5kg = $34.00
5kg-22kg = $20.00 plus $2.75/kilo extra
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Brisbane (CAPITAL) (4000-4018, 4029-4068, 4072-4123, 4127-4129, 4131-4132, 4151-4164, 4169-4182, 4205-4206, 9000-9725)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $14.00
500g-5kg = $18.00
5kg-22kg = $14.00 plus $1.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $16.00
500g-5kg = $23.00
5kg-22kg = $16.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
QLD Metro (METRO) (4019-4028, 4069-4071, 4124-4126, 4130, 4133-4150, 4165-4168,4183-4204, 4207-4209, 4270-4299,4500-4549, 4300-4308, 4210-4224, 4226-4269, 9726-9919, 4225, 4550-4579)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $20.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $18.00
500g-5kg = $25.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $1.75/kilo extra
QLD Country (REMOTE) (4309-4453, 4580-4693, 4454-4499, 4694-4802, 4804-4805, 9920-9960, 4803, 4806-4999, 9961-9998)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $26.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $2.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $20.00
500g-5kg = $34.00
5kg-22kg = $20.00 plus $2.75/kilo extra
Adelaide (CAPITAL) (5000-5113, 5115-5117, 5125-5130, 5158-5169, 5800-5999)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $20.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $18.00
500g-5kg = $25.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $1.75/kilo extra
SA Metro (METRO) (5114, 5118-5124, 5131-5157, 5170-5200)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $20.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $18.00
500g-5kg = $25.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $1.75/kilo extra
SA Country (REMOTE) (2880-2889, 5201-5749)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $26.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $2.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $20.00
500g-5kg = $34.00
5kg-22kg = $20.00 plus $2.75/kilo extra
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Perth (CAPTIAL) (6000-6030, 6036, 6050-6066, 6069, 6076, 6090-6110, 6112-6120,6147-6160, 6162-6175, 6180, 6182-6206, 6210, 6800-6990, 6992-6996)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $22.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $26.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $2.00/kilo extra
WA Metro (METRO) (6031-6035, 6037-6049, 6067-6068, 6070-6075, 6077-6089, 6111, 6121-6146, 6161, 6176-6179, 6181, 6207-6209, 6211-6214, 6991, 6997-6999)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $16.00
500g-5kg = $28.00
5kg-22kg = $16.00 plus $2.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $19.00
500g-5kg = $32.00
5kg-22kg = $19.00 plus $2.75/kilo extra
WA Country (REMOTE) (6215-6700, 6701-6797)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $35.00
5kg-22kg = $18.00 plus $3.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $21.00
500g-5kg = $42.00
5kg-22kg = $21.00 plus $4.00/kilo extra
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Hobart (METRO) (7000-7019, 7050-7053, 7055-7108, 7172, 7248-7254, 7258-7329, 7800-7999)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $20.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $18.00
500g-5kg = $25.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $1.75/kilo extra
TASMANIA Country (REMOTE) (7020-7049, 7054, 7109-7150, 7155-7171, 7173-7247, 7255-7257, 7330-7799)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $26.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $2.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $20.00
500g-5kg = $34.00
5kg-22kg = $20.00 plus $2.75/kilo extra
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NORTHERN TERRITORY, Norfolk Island & other (REMOTE) (800-802, 804-821, 828-851, 853-853, 860-861, 870-871, 873-879, 906-999, 803-803, 822-827, 852-852, 854-859, 862-869, 872-872, 880-905, 2898-2899, 6798-6799, 7151-7154)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $35.00
5kg-22kg = $18.00 plus $3.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $21.00
500g-5kg = $42.00
5kg-22kg = $21.00 plus $4.00/kilo extra
Description
You’ll be grinning maniacally as you pop open your tasty beverages with this fully sculpted bottle opener of Smiley the Psychotic Button! Everyone’s favorite demonic flair from Chaos! Comics is coming to a kitchen near you, made of sturdy zinc alloy and stainless steel, measuring approximately 3.75 inches tall, and shipping in a full-color box. Plus, a magnet on the back will keep him stuck to your fridge, on full display for your jealous friends and family. Put Smiley’s gnarly teeth to good use and pry open a cold one!
