IF YOU GIVE A KID A COOKIE WILL HE SHUT THE F**KUP
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Approximately 4-6 comics plus packaging=500g
Melbourne (CAPITAL) (3000-3062, 3064-3098, 3101-3138, 3140-3210, 3800-3801, 8000-8999, 9999)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $12.00
500g-5kg = $14.00
5kg-22kg = $12.00 plus $0.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $13.00
500g-5kg = $16.00
5kg-22kg = $13.00 plus $1.00/kilo extra
VICTORIA Metro (METRO) (3063, 3099-3100, 3139, 3335-3341, 3427-3443, 3750-3799, 3802-3811, 3910-3920, 3926-3944, 3975-3978, 3980-3983, 3211-3220, 3350, 3353-3356, 3689-3690)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $14.00
500g-5kg = $17.00
5kg-22kg = $14.00 plus $1.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $16.00
500g-5kg = $22.00
5kg-22kg = $16.00 plus $1.25/kilo extra
VICTORIA Country (REMOTE) (2648, 2715, 2717-2719, 2731-2739, 3221-3334, 3342-3349, 3351-3352, 3357-3426, 3444-3688, 3691-3749, 3812-3909, 3921-3925, 3945-3974, 3979, 3984-3999)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $16.00
500g-5kg = $24.00
5kg-22kg = $16.00 plus $1.60/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $20.00
500g-5kg = $30.00
5kg-22kg = $20.00 plus $2.25/kilo extra
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Sydney (CAPITAL) (1000-1935, 2000-2079, 2085-2107, 2109-2156, 2158, 2160-2172,2174-2229, 2232-2249, 2557-2559,2564-2567, 2740-2744, 2747-2751, 2759-2764, 2766-2774, 2776-2777, 2890-2897)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $14.00
500g-5kg = $18.00
5kg-22kg = $14.00 plus $1.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $16.00
500g-5kg = $23.00
5kg-22kg = $16.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
NSW Metro (METRO) (2080-2084, 2108, 2157, 2159, 2173, 2230-2231, 2508-2514, 2555-2556, 2560-2563, 2568-2574, 2745-2746, 2752-2758, 2765, 2775, 2778-2786, 2250-2263, 2500-2507, 2515-2532, 2282-2310, 200-299,2600-2620, 2900-2920, 1936-1999, 2640-2641, 2708-2709, 2485-2486)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $20.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $18.00
500g-5kg = $25.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $1.75/kilo extra
NSW Country (REMOTE) (2264-2281, 2311-2484, 2487-2499, 2533-2554, 2575-2599, 2621-2639, 2642-2647, 2649-2707, 2710-2714, 2716, 2720-2730, 2787-2879)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $26.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $2.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $20.00
500g-5kg = $34.00
5kg-22kg = $20.00 plus $2.75/kilo extra
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Brisbane (CAPITAL) (4000-4018, 4029-4068, 4072-4123, 4127-4129, 4131-4132, 4151-4164, 4169-4182, 4205-4206, 9000-9725)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $14.00
500g-5kg = $18.00
5kg-22kg = $14.00 plus $1.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $16.00
500g-5kg = $23.00
5kg-22kg = $16.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
QLD Metro (METRO) (4019-4028, 4069-4071, 4124-4126, 4130, 4133-4150, 4165-4168,4183-4204, 4207-4209, 4270-4299,4500-4549, 4300-4308, 4210-4224, 4226-4269, 9726-9919, 4225, 4550-4579)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $20.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $18.00
500g-5kg = $25.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $1.75/kilo extra
QLD Country (REMOTE) (4309-4453, 4580-4693, 4454-4499, 4694-4802, 4804-4805, 9920-9960, 4803, 4806-4999, 9961-9998)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $26.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $2.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $20.00
500g-5kg = $34.00
5kg-22kg = $20.00 plus $2.75/kilo extra
Adelaide (CAPITAL) (5000-5113, 5115-5117, 5125-5130, 5158-5169, 5800-5999)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $20.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $18.00
500g-5kg = $25.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $1.75/kilo extra
SA Metro (METRO) (5114, 5118-5124, 5131-5157, 5170-5200)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $20.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $18.00
500g-5kg = $25.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $1.75/kilo extra
SA Country (REMOTE) (2880-2889, 5201-5749)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $26.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $2.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $20.00
500g-5kg = $34.00
5kg-22kg = $20.00 plus $2.75/kilo extra
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Perth (CAPTIAL) (6000-6030, 6036, 6050-6066, 6069, 6076, 6090-6110, 6112-6120,6147-6160, 6162-6175, 6180, 6182-6206, 6210, 6800-6990, 6992-6996)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $22.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $26.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $2.00/kilo extra
WA Metro (METRO) (6031-6035, 6037-6049, 6067-6068, 6070-6075, 6077-6089, 6111, 6121-6146, 6161, 6176-6179, 6181, 6207-6209, 6211-6214, 6991, 6997-6999)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $16.00
500g-5kg = $28.00
5kg-22kg = $16.00 plus $2.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $19.00
500g-5kg = $32.00
5kg-22kg = $19.00 plus $2.75/kilo extra
WA Country (REMOTE) (6215-6700, 6701-6797)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $35.00
5kg-22kg = $18.00 plus $3.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $21.00
500g-5kg = $42.00
5kg-22kg = $21.00 plus $4.00/kilo extra
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Hobart (METRO) (7000-7019, 7050-7053, 7055-7108, 7172, 7248-7254, 7258-7329, 7800-7999)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $15.00
500g-5kg = $20.00
5kg-22kg = $15.00 plus $1.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $18.00
500g-5kg = $25.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $1.75/kilo extra
TASMANIA Country (REMOTE) (7020-7049, 7054, 7109-7150, 7155-7171, 7173-7247, 7255-7257, 7330-7799)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $26.00
5kg-22kg = $17.00 plus $2.00/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $20.00
500g-5kg = $34.00
5kg-22kg = $20.00 plus $2.75/kilo extra
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NORTHERN TERRITORY, Norfolk Island & other (REMOTE) (800-802, 804-821, 828-851, 853-853, 860-861, 870-871, 873-879, 906-999, 803-803, 822-827, 852-852, 854-859, 862-869, 872-872, 880-905, 2898-2899, 6798-6799, 7151-7154)
Regular Post – up to 500g= $17.00
500g-5kg = $35.00
5kg-22kg = $18.00 plus $3.50/kilo extra
Express Post – up to 500g= $21.00
500g-5kg = $42.00
5kg-22kg = $21.00 plus $4.00/kilo extra
Description
- Publisher:ST MARTIN'S PRESS
- Country:U.S.A.
- Series:
- Genre:COMICS
- Arrival date:November 23, 2011
If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the f**k up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment’s peace. What really happens when you give in to your child’s tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point, while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell).